Thursday Morning Fridge Inventory

Was feeling a bit hon-gray this fine morn and opened the refrigerator to root through its contents for a morsel or two, only to discover the following (hardly the makings of any type of substantial repast):

tub of Land o' Lakes butter
Reese's peanut butter cup
18 eggs
5 large bulbs of garlic, still encased in original mesh packaging
half-empty jar of pickle spears
near-empty jar of cocktail tomolives
14 bottles of beer (on the wall!)
dijonnaise
soy milk
chilled bottle of Bombay Sapphire
can of tuna

Lawdy, I am worlds away from a life of domestication and it's a freaking riot--I love it.