Monday, October 24, 2005

Last Week's Office Nonsense Tally, Vol. 1

Monday


  • 4+hrs spent paying bills, looking for furniture online, taking/making personal calls
  • Maxiumum number of active IM conversations at one time: 3
  • Longest continuous IM session: 2 hrs
  • Potty breaks: 1 (would be more, but I like to avoid public restrooms)
  • # times caught by manager IM'ing & surfing: at least 4
  • # of 20+ minute breaks to move my friend's car which was parked in 2 hr zones all day: 4
  • Total amount of actual work done in an 8 hr day: half hour

Tuesday (half day)

  • Cumulative time spent bullshitting live w/ coworkers: 1 hrs
  • Maxiumum number of active IM conversations at one time: 3
  • # of 20+ minute breaks to move my friend's car which was parked in 2 hr zones again: 1 (got a $20 ticket--damn you, Philadelphia Parking Authority!)
  • # times caught by manager IM'ing & surfing: 1 (was only a 1/2 day, mind you)

Wednesday

  • Lunch break: 2.5 hrs
  • Starbucks break: 30 mins
  • Moving the car: 4 times (another ticket--for a bullshit reason, I'm fighting that one)
  • Work done: very little
  • IM'ing/surfing: very much

Thursday & Friday: Went outta town

A fruitful week indeed!!!

3 Comments:

At Mon Oct 24, 09:50:00 PM EDT, Anonymous yourarchnemesis said...

Yeah, but until you get paid like those CEOs who loaf off full-time while getting paid millions of buckaroos in bonuses each year, it's not such a great accomplishment.

 
At Tue Oct 25, 12:47:00 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FU archnemesis -
Bwahahahaha - love it!!

-Lesbo

 
At Tue Oct 25, 11:08:00 PM EDT, Blogger All Aglow said...

bla bla bla--i'm archnemesis took time to write that comment on his/her work break from twisting caps onto toothpaste tubes all day.

i think the blogspammers are back too. (see last post) argh.

 

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