Slaving away in the office

Latest text banter between me & pretzel boy from an earlier post (yes, I am deathly bored and have nothing better to do):

This morning:
Pretzel boy (PB): Hot enough for ya?

After no immediate reponse:
(PB): Sorry 2 bother u

This afternoon:
Moi: no worries—and yes, its africa hot out here

(PB): I was just being facisious (his spelling)

Moi: missed that—i guess facetiousness doesnt translate well to text msg

(PB): :) are we meeting up tonite?

Moi: sure—if you wanna hang out with a bunch of chicks. Brasserie on Walnut

(PB): i thought we were going out?

Moi: just come out for a drink—no one will bite you

(PB): i was kinda hoping you would :)

Moi: oh boy—u need to chill. i’m all for hanging out but first you need to stop with the innuendo, romeo

(PB): Ha ha! U love the attention! Whats the name of the place you’ll be at & what time?

Moi: It’s cute for a minute then quickly gets old. U sure u wanna meet up? I don’t think our agendas r the same

(PB): I was just havin fun!

(PB): I’m looking 4 a girlfriend, wat is your agenda? (this dude is a piece o' work)

Moi: lol-- i just wanna have a beer and wax philosophical about life

(PB): OK…now I know your* weird! (*his spelling)

ALERT, ALERT! Tall, attractive entrepreneur type. Skilled in double entendre and calling without leaving a message. Looking for a girlfriend who he can take for walks on the beach and for who he can cook 3 course meals. Can be located in Citizen's Bank Park near pretzel stand.