Flat cat

I just saw an unlucky feline lying dead in the street as I was walking home. I hate cats, but I don't like seeing them as roadkill either. But rats, on the other hand, I really don't mind when their mangled carcasses are run over beyond all recognition. I saw another of the nasty rodents today at Rittenhouse while there were a shitload of people congregated tonight for a concert in the park. Fucking mite-infested, belly-crawling, music-loving beast. You go away now!