Taking over the World
T-minus 3 days til I see my month old niece in Hotlanta again. Now that she's had some time to acclimate to life outside the womb, I shall now start my master plan to ensure her future legendary status in the world. 5 new vocabulary words a day, a daily dose of opera, infant calisthenics (making fists, kicking during diaper changes, & neck rolls), and memorizing pi to fifteen decimal places.
posted by All Aglow @ 11:42 PM
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2 Comments:
hmmm. well, she's already got the fat rolls going on the neck, so maybe some calisthenics will do her good. five words a day, and she'll surpass your vocab within, what, a week? good job, punjab.
Ya...that kid's not going to have virtual plethora of issues when you are done with her.
Put down the new-age psycho-babble 'how to parent book' and step away from the child slowly.
Yours truly,
Cameron
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