Blog Spammers Must Be Annihilated

WTF already? Who are you? Where do you come from? Why do you keep informing me about inane human interest stories like "Man Found Dead after Choking on Abnormally Large Piece of Broccoli" and then nonchalantly suggest I click on a link for Home Depot? Go back to cyberspace and short-circuit into a slow, painful death. Leave my comment pages alone.