Post Mid-Year Resolutions

1. Stop behaving like I'm on crack all the time.
2. Commence practicing the virtue of humble abstention from inconsequential argument.
3. Resume a workout schedule of running 4-5 times a week.
4. Reduce (impossible to eliminate) my habitual procrastination.
5. Avoid mindless drinking. (Mindful drinking, however, is acceptable.)
6. Read a book a week. (OK, every 2 weeks.)
7. Draw and write more to nurture the right hemisphere.
8. Learn a new language. (Toss-up: Japanese or German)
9. Drastically decrease salty snack intake.
10. Join a singing group.

I'm pretty adept at failing miserably after setting lofty goals and this time will most likely be no different.